1991 Champion Statement George's Yearly Address To all owners: You are were worthy opponents, but I am asking you all to concede for the upcoming season. You all know that I cannot be defeated. Please do not put yourselves through the agony of having to listen to me throughout the summer. Last year was a mashing, with a little help from Orville (Mike), thank you Mr. Redinbocker. Your choices are very clear, you either lose your money listening to me or lose your money not listening to me. Everything is confidential, no other owner will know of your concession. If you refuse to concede you will have to pay the consequences. Lets just say this could be the longest summer of your lives. To Lou Gormon (Dan), you are very stubborn, but you must do what is correct, I can see that you are weakening and expect you to bow before me in the near future. I almost forgot, the addition of Franco, Harkey and Dunstun was very sweet, thank you Lou. Owner Critique: Lou Gormon: you have some balls, you scratch and fight, but you must come to realize that you have no shot. You just do not have a good team. Orville Redinbocker: One of the most naïve, stupid , stubborn, prejudice owners I have ever met. Do not get me wrong he is still my favorite owners. You never had a shot before Glen Davis, you have no bullpen, no backup infield, and I can always count on you to make a stupid trade. Donald Trump (Rich): Never really got started and has been hit with some hard times. We have always had a good trading relationship, so I will take your concession honorably. Gene Autry (Willy) : Very unusual being. Doesn't seem to realize how bad his team is. I recommend psychiatric treatment. For example, I will take Brian Barnes 89th pick. Arra Pogossian: rookie, he knows he has no shot. You all know the power that I have in the league, and I know you are all scared of me. If you want to ease the pain, send a check made out for $1000 , made out to the "Dynasty |