1992 Champion Statement

George's Yearly Address


My little peasants, it's hard to say this, but you were not even worthy opponents this past year. It was pretty disgusting how feeble you all were, in your attempts to capture the crown. I am still laughing at Lou's attempt. Is that the best you could do?  Now that you have ruined your team for the next 3 years, I can easily say audiose, goodbye, see you later, say hello to Arra on your decent to the pit. Like last year, I will once again ask for all of you to concede for the upcoming season. If you do not, this again could be a very long summer. If you do not already know, one of your fellow owners did concede this past season. It was later than I would have liked, but it shows what kind of power that I have. I compensated this peasant by laying off a little on his horrible team. I will not mention this peasants name, but I was surprised when he asked me to leave him alone. Oh, I am sorry I hurt your feelings Lou, I am sorry I had to say who conceded, ha ha ha.

Owner Critique

Lou Gormon (Dan): I cannot say much more than your team stinks. All that has to be said.

Orville Reddinbocker (Mike): Dig deep into your soul, through the stubbornness and notice that your team is not better than what it finished this past year. How can your team be better if it is virtually the same. Well , you are going to say I will benefit from the draft. We all know that is a joke. I can only laugh at the thought that you had so many draft picks the year before and your team got worse. How bad are you going to be with a limited number of draft picks? It's plain and simple,  YOU ARE THE WORST DRAFTER EVER. This is why you stink. Please do not ever again classify yourself in the same group as myself and Lou in the knowledge of baseball. You are peasant and stupid. I respect every owner, even Arra above you, in the knowledge of baseball and ownership skills. Do you want to know why? Because you do not know baseball. So take you briefcase and crazy notions you think relate to baseball to the pit. You can also say hello to Arra.  Question, when you trade for the future, how far into the future are you actually trading for, are we talking 1995 or 2050, certainly not in the next 3 years.

Gene Autry (Willy): Have gained some respect for Gene. Had a good draft, could be a force for years to come. The problem could be his disease. Gambling could ruin his future due to him neglecting his team. Even though we differ on ideas we are on the same track. Word of advice, come to the draft prepared.

Donald Trump (Rich): Had a tough year injury wise, could be good with a decent draft.

Arra Pagossian: You have one more year where I lay off. You had better improve fast because your time is coming. Lets just say you have no idea how Lou and Orville feel. PS. Thanks for ripping off those idiots all year. I now respect you for the time being.

No matter how hard or easy I was on each of you, none of you have a shot at defeating me. So, please concede for your own benefit. If I lose Bobby B., it will not hurt, because I am the greatest.

George Steinbrenner